*New!* Official Minecraft Creeprotection! Order Now!

Is your house overrun with zombies? Are your mines invaded withs spiders? Well you need the new Official Minecraft CREEPROTECTION! These highly trained creepers will act as sentries against spiders, endermen, zombies, skeletons, ghasts, slimes, zombie pigmen, and even cave spiders! Just listen to these happy customers!
"Creeprotection blew up my house! What's wrong with you people?"
"Creeprotection ruined my builds! What is the point of this?"
"What?!"
They even protect Nether Castles!

As you can see, the Creeprotection will save you from many home invasions!

Let's listen to the latest caller!

"Hello?"
"Hi, you've reached the Creeprotection agency, how may I help you?"
"I believe there is a flaw in your design. They also attack people rather than enemy mobs!"
"Did you not read the warranty?"
<caller hangs up>
Order today!

The Board of Minecraft Saftey has shut down this operation. Please stop calling this agency.