"Creeprotection blew up my house! What's wrong with you people?"
"Creeprotection ruined my builds! What is the point of this?"
"What?!"
They even protect Nether Castles!
As you can see, the Creeprotection will save you from many home invasions!
Let's listen to the latest caller!
"Hello?""Hi, you've reached the Creeprotection agency, how may I help you?"
"I believe there is a flaw in your design. They also attack people rather than enemy mobs!"
"Did you not read the warranty?"
<caller hangs up>
Order today!
The Board of Minecraft Saftey has shut down this operation. Please stop calling this agency.
